http://samanthahirr.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] samanthahirr.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] samanthahirr 2011-05-19 01:40 am (UTC)

You are indeed entitled to a recruitment bonus! To thank you for promoting the MALICE way of living (and dying) to future potential employees, you will be excused from the final training camp activity, in which recruits pair off and fight to the death.

Please stop by HR to fill out the paperwork for this exemption, and keep up the good shooting.

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